Apparently, I have control issues.  For instance, when it comes to the wildlife in my backyard, I really need the creatures that I meet out there to run away in […]

Monday I sneezed.  All day.  Tuesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs.  Wednesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs while I worried my head would split open.  Thursday I hobbled around, complaining about my […]

Well, well, well.  It seems that, not only do we have to warn our kids about the dangers of drugs, unsafe sex, pedophiles, and crossing the street without looking, we […]