#27: Four Inches Is Now Officially Twelve

I am the “sweety” of the woman at Banana Republic with the Austrailian accent, so I tell a quick and embarrassing story about me picking up hairdressers using an Australian accent. Sad, sad, sad…

I ban my first listener from the show, play a voice mail from Mr. X, and don’t play them from Steve Holden and Kinrowan.

And in keeping with the theme of talking about women, clothes, clothing stores and how big things are, I discuss “The Right Hand Ring” and “Vanity Sizing.” What size do you suppose Vanity is?

MORE FEEDBACK FROM THE LADIES!

I play “Shonan Shore” by Motohiko Takeda

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Today’s Pill sponsored by The BlueCat Screenplay Competition.

7 thoughts on “#27: Four Inches Is Now Officially Twelve

  1. Hey Dan,
    Just wated to drop you a note that I enjoy your show. I never thought anyone was as bitter as me! Now I know I have met my match! As a new father of about 10 days I enjoy all the kids stuff and plan of De-Swearing my podcast as well, thanks to you!
    drsoos
    tshnn.blogspot.com

  2. BEST LINE OF THE PODCAST.

    “The U.N. must come to their house and take notes”

    To be Safe alway buy clothes in a small and let her return it for one she likes and in her correct size.

    6″ = 10″ IS A BETTER LIE.

    Good Show, keep it UP.

  3. Love the show. I’m not sure exactly why, but I do.

    By the way, on left hand rings. If you’re in Russia and are wearing your ring on your right ring finger it means you are divorced (if you’re a guy anyway). So let’s see if debeers can come up with a divorced guy ring…

  4. Oops I messed up. In Russia you wear your wedding ring on the right hand when you’re married.

    When you get divorced you wear it on your left ring finger. So in Russia if you’re wearing a wedding ring on your left hand, everyone assumes you’re divorced…

  5. 9/15/05

    Thank you for acknowledging our collective weakness for accents. I have been suckered in by Irish Rogues on two different occasions; both ended in a beautiful ache of freeflowing tears. My boyfriend begins a tirade of Italian road-rage and it sends me into a delirious spin. I can’t believe the lengths to which you’ll go to *score!* Your sickness continues to amaze.

    ~ honeybee33 ~

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