From DIRECTLY under the flight path at Los Angeles International Airport…
Man, you can tell it’s been a while, since ramble on for over an hour. Sorry, but I had a lot to get off my chest. We talk about how the planes take off, viruses, Mt. Saint Helens, Hoover Dam, the Senior Dance Squad, jumping the Prius, the old fat guy who breaks into your house once a year, migraines and Diet Coke, he broken dryer and on-line traffic school.
Dude, you should totally write a book. A book that might help you get started is “32 third graders and one class bunny” because I think you and Phillip Done have a lot in common. He also deals with kids everyday, just a few more than you are used to and he doesn’t live with them. Another thing, that might help you write, that he does is he makes big stories out of the little things that happen to him everyday. I found this book a great read, refreshing, and it also taught me how to enjoy the things I see and experience everyday.
Just passing through to say hi and taking a look at what people are doing!
Dan, write the book! See, there’s two sold already.
Re boyfriend at four.
My sister used to attend a small preschool. She had (and has) bright red hair and blue eyes. Boys gravitated toward her, even at the age of four.
Sam was always receiving requests from her many admirers: can we play? want to share a cookie? can you come to my house? One day a boy asked her if he could sit next to her. “No,” she said, “but you can sit across from me and stare into my beautiful blue eyes.”
Thanks for another great show. Write the book Dan! I’ll buy it the first day it’s out and tell everyone I know about it. I’m sure you have.. but, have you thought about creating some kind of project with Tim Coyne? (Loved the music video cameo by the way)
Not that you have time to, I know, but you guys create the beset shows out there. Anyway, thanks for the great work, I’m looking forward to a 2008 full of great “bitterest” stuff!!
Write the book Dan! I will buy it for sure but keep putting out shows.
I would read your book in a heartbeat! nice show enjoyed it while washing dishes…
Dan,
I can totally relate to almost every post you make. From the issues to the history. Keep up the great work.
Also, write the book. I’ll buy a copy or two.
Be safe,
Glenn, aka Wired Pig
http://twitter.com/wiredpig
Dan I wouldn’t just buy the book.
Using a team of brunette female ninjas and an enormously impressive amount of explosives I’d break into the publishers’ office a week before the print run and steal the final proofs thereby creating a media frenzy the likes of which would make JK Rolwing hide in embarrassment.
I saw my future #116 Dan…my 3 year old just started dance school. After 3 lessons I had to cough up $60 for the outfit she will be wearing in June! I said to my wife “$60 for a dress she will wear for 15 minutes and never again?”….she says..”$60 was half..we have to pay the other $60 in March” *groans*
Dear Dan,
Write the book.
As a fellow SAHD it would be great to see ‘our story’ finally brought to the world’s attention.
You have my endorsement, heck I’d write a forward for you, or whatever.
I’d buy one for each and every member of my family, extended family, and even for phantom family members that are figments of my warped imagination.
I so relate to the whole spousal dress code thing.
I haven’t a clue either.
Thank you so much for going into excruciating detail about your recent alimentary canal shenanigans. Any less detail would have left me wanting.
I hope you and your wonderful family are germ free, and stay so for the rest of 2008.
Cheers!
p.s. Your bombshell of a confession has left me needing to redefine my entire universe. How could you deceive us so (re: not living under the flightpath) ?
If you got away with only 2 hours of dance recital, consider yourself lucky. We’ve had some that went closer to 4 hours.
We’re in our 10th year of dance with our youngest (the funky monkey). We have a closet full of hideous costumes that will never be worn, or even looked at, again. Last year, one costume was so bad that we burned it in the back yard the day after the recital.
btw Dan…is your iPhone no more?
Dan,
Oh, write the book. I’ll buy it! That way I can at least live vicariously through it. I actually wish I could quit my job to be home with my boys. Really, quite jealous in a way.
Thank goodness my boys will not necessarily go the dance recital route. Although there are plenty of similar horrors that I’m sure my wife and I will have the pleasure of enduring over the years.
“Oh Danny Boy…”
I would buy multiple copies of The Book and hand them out as gifts.
You have to write it.
Afterall, this podcast thing is just a fad right? You’ll have to switch medias sometime. ;-p
I would buy the book and probably buy it as my standard holiday gift for all my relatives!
Dan! Write the book! We’ll buy it. 🙂
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Hehe. Dan we’re waiting for a book 🙂