#147: Triple Funky Action Protection

Countrywide letter

Yes, my wife has the honor of being amoung the 2 million or so lucky winners of the “An Employee of Countrywide Stole All Your Personal Data and Sold It on the Black Market” game!   Hey, guess what you won?  A week long trip for you and your spouse into Customer Service Hell, cancelling all of your credit cards and bank accounts and rerouting all of your autopayments and other vulverable finances!  Congratulations, Melissa!

And hell yeah I wore Sears Toughskins back in the 70’s.  Who didn’t?  You weren’t dressed for your first day of school without a nice pair of maroon Toughskins and a matching jacket.

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7 thoughts on “#147: Triple Funky Action Protection

  1. The triple action is safe, so safe in fact that they will actually email you when you get yr info ganked. Protection? Nope. Telling you you’re screwed? They got that covered.

  2. Really, Dan, either you are stalking me and stealing my life, or we are just living parallel existences. Last time it was the hassles I recently had with Macafee customer service. And I also received a letter announcing that my personal info had “gone missing” (not from Countrywide but from a bank who I never knew did some kind of processing for my 401(k) accounts.) I was told that there has been no report of the info being used, but I was also given super-fancy triple-protection for “free.” (Don’t try to order an actual credit monitoring report, because that’ll cost ya.)

    Oh, and before I forget? I was in Poughkeepsie at a wedding around the same time you were in the area. You see what I mean about parallel lives?

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