#171: It Ain’t Your Birthday, Kid…

"It ain't your birthday, kid..."

I don’t know…I saw I guy with no nose.  We took Princess T to Disneyland but NOT on her birthday.  She didn’t mind.  They did.

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2 thoughts on “#171: It Ain’t Your Birthday, Kid…

  1. Dan, synchronicity strikes again.

    In two of my books I had to put in a random bad guy/thug. His name is No Nose. And yes, he has No Nose. That’s why he’s called No Nose. Because he doesn’t have a nose! I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE.

    Not stated explicity, but it’s implied he got it cut off in some gangster battle of years gone by. He’s okay now with the nickname. At least that’s what he told his therapist. Not sure if he wears a “Beagle Puss” (actual official name of Groucho nose/glasses novelty item) or not to hide his disfigurement. Maybe he’s got a solid gold false nose (think I saw that in some movie once…)

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  2. I think Disney were a little mean, but then they didn’t get that rich for nothing. I bet she repeatedly called you “Sir” too. The few times I have been in the USA I have wanted to take that insincere “Sir” and choke them with it! Steve Martin at the Marathon desk in Trains, Planes and Automobiles was right on the money!

    I don’t suppose you thought to pull the “I’m a soldier/reservist” card – Disney/Seaworld etc will let you in for free, US, British or any other country that has served in the Gulf.

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