#300: With This Ring, I Thee Wed (Part One)

So, it’s the weekend of my cousin’s wedding, which means I still need my pants, two shirts, undershirts, the ceremony and to get my ass to San Diego on time for the rehearsal.  Will I get to the rehearsal on time?  Will I get to the audition on time?  Will I get off the phone with my agent before I crash the car?  Will I ever learn to not drink too much liquid while on a long car trip?  Will I?

I do end up buying pants, shirts, hair gell, under shirts (so my nipples don’t show), and either some Diet Coke or some Dr. Pepper.  It smelled like Dr. Pepper and it tasted like Dr. Pepper.  But should I assume it’s Dr. Pepper?

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3 thoughts on “#300: With This Ring, I Thee Wed (Part One)

  1. Dan – put down the slacks and slowly walk away. You think you look old now – don a pair of slacks every day. Next think you know it will be white calf slaks pulled all the way up with your “walking” shoes. You start that shiat and I am out of here. You are only as old as you feel – and you will definately feel OLDER! Ha

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