#307: Temptations, Temptations

I was faced with a moral dilemma: do I keep the things that fall into my lap (espeically since they would so perfectly fit my waist), or do I do the right thing, even though nobody is watching. Or, is somebody watching? Is the guy at my door looking for the thing that fell into my lap? Why can’t people just leave me alone and stop throwing temptation at me? Usually I am good at resisting temptation, but Todd Maplethorpe and I are exactly the same size.

My daughter danced during the half-time show at a professional basketball game held at an ice skating rink. I know, it sounds strange, but it was. Apparently, no matter how popular The Los Angeles Lakers are, nobody goes to see The D-Fenders, their minor league little brothers. So, how do you double the size of the “crowd” at the D-Fenders game? Invite the local dance companies to do the half-time show! Genius! The good thing is, they get a bigger crowd. The bad thing is, the Laker Girls get out-danced by a bunch of 10 year olds…