#261: They All Think I Killed Jimmy!

There was a dead crow at the end of our driveway on Monday morning.  I’m never really sure what to do when something that big just lying there on the property.  Do I put it in the trash?  It’ll sit there and just rot for a week and I don’t want rotting crow stench wafting around the place.  Do I bury it?  Should I perform some kind of ceremony?  What denomination?  Do I have to call animal control in case it has West Nile?

I wrote a letter to Flip Wilson when I was a kid and he never wrote me back.  Hudson wrote a letter to the CEO of General Motors and got a phone call.

I am researching buying a camera.  I wanted to look at the cameras so I went to BestBuy.  The first BestBuy had a saleswoman who knew nothing.  The second BestBuy’s sales guy dragged me to an ambush by the Direct TV speed talker.  All the while I was supposed to be having dinner with my family.

The Irish looking waitress should have warned me I would get drunk on one black beer.

This edition of the program is an hour and eleven minutes.  ENJOY.

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4 thoughts on “#261: They All Think I Killed Jimmy!

  1. Well, first off all I have not listened to this podcast episode yet. However, I now know the pain of being Dan Klass – my d*%n dishwasher broke after making sounds like a dying whale and spewing water. Let the search begin as I wash frickin’ dishes . . .

  2. hey dan,
    I had that same grey/opaque curtain come down on my MBPro on Saturday evening. Scared the crap out of me! Then, when I tried to power the machine back on, it wouldn’t let me put in my password.
    I’m praying and hoping that it’s just something that happens in Lion and I hope it doesn’t happen again.
    Enjoying the shows.
    stan

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