The difference between your job and my job is that, when you go to your job, they don’t look at your lips and scrutinize your lips and your ear hair and your baldness, and at my job they do.  Well, actually, they do at your job too, they just don’t talk to you about it…

The dog, Hugo, our dog, tore his dew claw last weekend or so.  So, now, not only do I have to take him out on a leash because my family is so worried that they’ll encounter a possum, now he has a bandage on his leg and one of those stupid cones on his neck.  Yeesh.  Why don’t I just get myself a purse and carry the dog around in it.

I love to borrow e-books from the library.  I don’t love to have to wait to borrow a digital file.  There is just something sooooooo strange about that.  I really recommend Chelsea Hander’s book My Horizontal Life.  But, you have to read it yourself.  The audiobook is read, not by Handler, but by someone who sounds like she has never been horizontal in her life.

I worked the Ancestry.com job this week.  Rule #1 of being an actor or voice over artist in commercials:  Say the name of the client right.  Apparently the name of the company is Ancestry.com, not Ancestry dot com, and certainly not Incestry dot com…

Lastly, to round out what was actually a great week, I had an audition for a movie.  First one in a long time.  Felt better than pizza.

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