If my family liked the dog even slightly less than they do, I could simply open up the front door and let him run away. Then he could go and throw up and pee and get fleas somewhere else, and I could get on with my life. Instead I’m hiding my daughter’s duct tape dummy and vacuuming the sofas. Fun.
Please send us your end of the jet stream and we will send you a little rain. OK?
OK, pedantry I know, but you use a line for fishing. It is a QUEUE, end of story! While we are at it, MathematicS means that calling it Math is dumb and it is aluminium in civilised society. There, got that off my chest!
Was amazed to hear about the crowds at that burger joint. We have lazy arses here too, that will queue round the block in the drive through rather than park and get served in about a minute.
And why even put yourself through this in the first place? Get some nice bread, some fillings, a few crisps (yes, crisps not chips) and make some lunch yourself at home! Isn’t that what everyone does on beaches?
Also staggered at the show ponies you (OK, your wife) are creating, with all this jazz about getting changed in a library. They need a dose of real life and get changed under a big towel like we had to when we were young. And as for that dog…if our dog even dared to pee in our house….the dog needs to understand that he pees outdoors or faces the consequences!
Seriously, as much as I shouted at the radio today on the way home, it was good to hear from you Dan (I am a little behind as I have been busy) and don’t sweat it over the summer – when you can manage 10 mins is fine.
You have to admit though, this is partly your own doing. If you will put your children through private education, the extra holidays are the price you pay. Pretty much everyone elses kids will finish this week.