#303: He Pulled Me Over with his Finger

I got pulled over the other day on the way to school and got a ticket for rolling though a stop sign. Not sure I would have rolled through the stop sign if the cop hadn’t been standing in the middle of the road, distracting me.

My daughter has had many dance recitals recently. It’s made me worried that someday I will be so old that all woman will look like children to me. I don’t look forward to that day.

In the wake of the recent tragedy in Connecticut, I’m not sure arming school employees is the way to go. I wouldn’t trust a random desk clerk or custodian to back my car down my drive-way, there is no way in hell I want one swinging a gun around in a crisis. Don’t spend money on guns for teachers, spend money on building panic rooms.

You can download “For Not Waiting for Christmas” here for free, in either EPUB for PDF formats.
(Please note: You’ll need to right-click or control-click or whatever to download the EPUB version. If you just click it’ll try to open in the browser and the browser will have no idea what to do with it)