PILLBOX: Premium Pill Year One – NOW AVAILABLE!
PILLBOX: Premium Pill Year One is NOW AVAILABLE! Click the box on the right and order yours today! (Let me know if you want to print and cut out your […]
PILLBOX: Premium Pill Year One is NOW AVAILABLE! Click the box on the right and order yours today! (Let me know if you want to print and cut out your […]
Yes, the soon-to-be-released collection of the first twelve months of The Bitterest Pill Premium now has a name: PILLBOX: The Premium Pill: Year One Billed as “Uncut Episodes of Dan […]
I think I have an eating disorder. As soon as I decide to cut back on my food intake, all I do is eat. Not ideal. But, at least I’ve […]
I talk about Princess Tallucy’s sprained pinky, visiting the hospital and trying to be normal by eating in a hospital cafeteria. This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill […]
I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material). Also, and it may sound like a […]
The first year of The Bitterest Pill Premium will soon be available to non-Premium subscribers! Yes, 45 episodes for a special price of only $20! I haven’t added it all […]
It’s very odd when someone tells you that Brooke Burke is going to come to your house to help you with your problems. Also, Where The Wild Things Are may […]
I had to go to the park in my karate uniform, and I hate the way I look in white. The night before, I saw a jellyfish perform the Beach […]
Officer Dan says “RELAX!” (still from “Love Liza,” SONY Pictures Classics) Well, let’s see…we talk about grass, shopping at Kohl’s, Facebook and coming to grips with my acting career (such […]
The grass is always greener when it’s already growing. Turns out, to grow grass, you got to rake your (gr)ass off, and then end up elbow deep in doodie stank.